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→ History has been made, ladies and gentlemen. History has been made.
02/8/2011. The Second of August, 2011.Remember this day folks. Remember it.
For it is the day, a new word has been invented!
What makes even more special, is that moi invented it.
It should shall hereafter be written in the great books of history:
On the second of August, 2011, the word 'Bocket' has been invented.
Now you don't even think about googling that word for its definition.
Because this is the only place you'll ever find out what it means.
Bocket
[Bock-it]
- Noun
1. The love child of an ordinary plastic bottle and a rocket. Usually produced in science experiments, when a scientist, for reasons best known to himself, decides to design a rocket, using a bottle and assorted unknown objects. Like tape. And paper.
And a flatulent hamster.
I'm just pulling your leg about the hamster. Bockets don't need farting hamsters.
At least I think they don't.
And.. this is how I'm planning to fill up blog posts with.
In my defence, I was a little too jizzed up writing this, hence the overexuberence.
And the hints of giggling.
Summing up the drama of the day with peculiar words
that either make it more exciting than it seems,
or (more often than not) tones the drama down. Considerably.
I'm just your regular anonymous blogger
who churns up words I bet you've never heard before.
Despite my anonymity, I
can assure you with 80% certainty that
I'm not a cherophobic lunatic
who collects doorknobs as a hobby.
My apologies for the tiny font that is awfully hard on the eyes.
I'm
trying to rectify that.
My, they sure look happy to see you.
Leaving, that is.
For the
only site ever worth visiting.
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